So, it's true: piracy really hasn't changed.
(Yes, I'm referring to the fact that very few old-time sailors could actually swim.)
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Being the ramblings of a young man of squandered talent and unfocused ambition; being a sop for his friends and a strop for his wits; being a depository for ideas which coalesced and went nowhere. I can promise only this: I will say smart things, and I will never, ever use nostalgia as a substitute for wit.
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Huh. Who would've known that the best way to get rid of pirates was to have them drive off with the ransom?
Maybe we should start allowing petty thieves to get away with stealing jewelry so that they'll walk into oncoming traffic.
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